{"id":3273,"date":"2020-08-24T19:15:36","date_gmt":"2020-08-25T02:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?page_id=3273"},"modified":"2025-11-30T00:50:58","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T08:50:58","slug":"he-told-them-were-married-demon-in-my-dorm-room-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?page_id=3273","title":{"rendered":"He Told Them We&#8217;re Married?! (Demon in My Dorm Room 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B08GKWZT3B\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-3264 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/website-2020-0782-Chelsea-M.-Campbell-b02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4><strong>I finally get a boyfriend, and now we\u2019re shopping for wedding rings?!<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>Okay, so, apparently Ash has completely lost his mind, because instead of telling his parents I\u2019m his girlfriend, which is the truth, he told them I\u2019m his <em>wife<\/em>. Even though I\u2019m not. We\u2019re just, like, magical life partners who are in love and bonded to each other forever. <em>That\u2019s all.<\/em> It\u2019s not like\u2026 It\u2019s not like we got married or anything crazy like that. Ha ha ha. Except, um, maybe it\u2019s <em>totally<\/em> like that, and, oh, my God, did we seriously just get married?!<\/p>\n<p>Ahem. Anyway, it turns out going to Ash\u2019s world is a thing\u2014who knew?\u2014and that means meeting his family, who are, uh, less than thrilled about the whole idea of us being together, no matter what kind of label we put on it. But his parents think I\u2019m just some trashy fling, his brother thinks I\u2019m not cut out for high society, and his super intimidating ex thinks Ash has lost his mind. Actually, they all do. And being the wife of a noble demon means going to fancy parties and acting like a normal person, which has never been my strong point.<\/p>\n<p>Fitting into Ash\u2019s world is a lot harder than I thought it would be, and besides the constant barrage of social engagements, there are the expensive dresses I\u2019m sure I\u2019m going to ruin, the birthday party I <em>definitely<\/em> ruined, and, oh, yeah, Ash\u2019s entire <em>life<\/em>, which I\u2019m not making any easier. And when I make one social faux pas too many and screw it all up for him, it\u2019s going to take everything I\u2019ve got to try and fix it before his family benches him for good and he loses his place in society. And, like, basically everything that makes him happy.<\/p>\n<p>Well, everything except me, that is. No pressure.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0G4HPPTMZ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3589 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/available_at_amazon_1200x600_Nvz5h2M-300x144.png\" alt=\"Amazon store page link\" width=\"300\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/available_at_amazon_1200x600_Nvz5h2M-300x144.png 300w, https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/available_at_amazon_1200x600_Nvz5h2M-1024x491.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/available_at_amazon_1200x600_Nvz5h2M-768x368.png 768w, https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/available_at_amazon_1200x600_Nvz5h2M.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally get a boyfriend, and now we\u2019re shopping for wedding rings?! Okay, so, apparently Ash has completely lost his mind, because instead of telling his parents I\u2019m his girlfriend, which is the truth, he told them I\u2019m his wife. Even though I\u2019m not. We\u2019re just, like, magical life partners who are in love and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":602,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3273","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3273"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3591,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3273\/revisions\/3591"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}