{"id":189,"date":"2009-10-09T11:39:42","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T18:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?p=189"},"modified":"2009-10-09T11:39:42","modified_gmt":"2009-10-09T18:39:42","slug":"guest-blog-6-linday-eland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"Guest Blog #6 – Linday Eland"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s guest blogger is fellow Egmont author, Lindsay Eland!\u00c2\u00a0 Lindsay’s MG novel, Scones and Sensibility<\/a>, is about a girl who wishes life was more like a Jane Austen novel and decides to remedy that by playing matchmaker while working her summer job in her parents’ bakery.\u00c2\u00a0 I can’t wait for December, when this book comes out–it’s on my list of “Christmas presents I’m allowed to buy for myself.”<\/p>\n

1. If a pirate, a ninja, and Batman got in a fight, who do you think would win and why?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The ninja would because he’s stealthy and could pants both of them before they knew what had happened…then again, Batman has a complicated suit. Still…the ninja has so much stealth he could pull it off!<\/p>\n

2. Who’s your favorite pirate\/ninja (in history or fiction)?
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Long John Silver was deceptive and cruel…but he did have goodness in him that I couldn’t help but love<\/p>\n

3. Along that line, who’s your favorite movie Batman?
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I really like Christian Bale, though his voice really get’s on my nerves.<\/p>\n

4. What would be the best thing about being a pirate\/ninja\/Batman?
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I’d have super stealth…can you tell I like stealth?<\/p>\n

5. Do you think there will ever be peace between pirates and ninjas? How do you think a truce would ever come about? Do you think Batman could negotiate the truce?
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Never, though Batman would like to think he could negotiate a truce. But he can’t see very well out of that mask and besides, he can hardly move his neck…obvious truce-making skeelz…yes, I just said, skeelz<\/p>\n

6. How would you end said truce and get the feud rolling again and how would you deal with Batman if he tried to interfere?
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I would pants a pirate and blame it on Batman.<\/p>\n

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7. If you tripped and fell into a radioactive vat of cutlasses and gold dubloons and emerged as a pirate-themed supervillain, what would your superpower be?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pantsing with stealth<\/p>\n

8. If you stumbled a little farther to the left and fell into a radioactive vat of throwing stars and nunchucks and emerged as a ninja-themed supervillain, what would your superpower be?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stealthy pantsing<\/p>\n

9. If you were a pirate\/ninja\/Batman and found yourself in love with the enemy (i.e. a ninja\/pirate or, say, Catwoman), how would you handle your taboo relationship?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Watch You Got Mail, cause it’s clearly a lot the same as Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan’s relationship<\/p>\n

10. And finally, in the event of the Zombie-pocalypse, how would pirates\/ninjas\/Batman each survive?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The pirates and Batman probably wouldn’t survive…but the ninjas would survive by stealthy pantsing them. No one can mess with that.<\/p>\n

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Today’s guest blogger is fellow Egmont author, Lindsay Eland!\u00c2\u00a0 Lindsay’s MG novel, Scones and Sensibility, is about a girl who wishes life was more like a Jane Austen novel and decides to remedy that by playing matchmaker while working her summer job in her parents’ bakery.\u00c2\u00a0 I can’t wait for December, when this book comes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":274,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":190,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions\/190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}