{"id":242,"date":"2009-11-04T22:20:05","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T05:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?p=242"},"modified":"2009-11-04T22:21:48","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T05:21:48","slug":"things-i-did-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"Things I did today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Took Eustace the car in today to have maintenance done.  I thought I was going to have to sit there for HOURS, but then my friend Olive called and we went and hung out instead.  The car is doing well&#8211;aren&#8217;t you glad humans don&#8217;t have preventative surgeries all the time like I am?&#8211;and it all cost less than I thought it would, so yay.  We named out car so he wouldn&#8217;t die, like all the other, unnamed cars we had.  I like the name Eustace, plus it kind of rhymes with &#8220;useless&#8221; which is what cars usually end up being.  I AM PROTECTING HIM WITH MY SARCASM.  And capital letters.<\/p>\n<p>Also today, I ordered a bunch of plastic safety eyes and noses.  I think my awesomeness is reaching its high point&#8211;I mean, when your life is this exciting, where else is there to go?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took Eustace the car in today to have maintenance done. I thought I was going to have to sit there for HOURS, but then my friend Olive called and we went and hung out instead. The car is doing well&#8211;aren&#8217;t you glad humans don&#8217;t have preventative surgeries all the time like I am?&#8211;and it all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily_life"],"views":131,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":244,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}