{"id":90,"date":"2009-09-11T13:15:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T20:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?p=90"},"modified":"2009-09-11T13:16:16","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T20:16:16","slug":"mr-umpkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Umpkin"},"content":{"rendered":"

While I am being tres tres zen<\/em> and calmly not climbing the walls or biting my nails or refreshing my inbox a million times as I wait for a very important e-mail, I thought I’d introduce you to my fall visitor, Ugly P. Umpkin:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ugly P. is a PWA–pumpkin with ATTITUDE!\u00c2\u00a0 Look at that ‘tude!\u00c2\u00a0 He is so smug and full of himself in that photo.\u00c2\u00a0 I tried to get a more humble picture of him–I told him it would be better for his rep–but he just can’t tone it down.<\/p>\n

Ugly P. Umpkin (the P. stands for Pumpkin–what’s it to ya?) grew up on the wrong side of the p-patch.\u00c2\u00a0 You have to be tough to survive there.\u00c2\u00a0 You have to have lots of guts and be willing to put all your seeds on the line whenever things get dicey.\u00c2\u00a0 True story, Ugly P.’s cousin got nibbed by a deer.\u00c2\u00a0 Took one bite out of his head for fun and then left the body for dead.\u00c2\u00a0 O__o<\/p>\n

But all that’s in the past.\u00c2\u00a0 Ugly P.’s outta the p-patch and seeing the world.\u00c2\u00a0 He hopes to lead a more carefree, genteel life of smugness and badassitude than he did back in the vines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While I am being tres tres zen and calmly not climbing the walls or biting my nails or refreshing my inbox a million times as I wait for a very important e-mail, I thought I’d introduce you to my fall visitor, Ugly P. Umpkin: From Drop Box Ugly P. is a PWA–pumpkin with ATTITUDE!\u00c2\u00a0 Look […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":216,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/92"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chelseamcampbell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}