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Coming Soon to a Kickstarter Near You

by Chelsea CampbellJune 30, 2019

I’ve been skeptical about doing a kickstarter for the next Renegade X audiobook (which is book 3, The Betrayal of Renegade X, for those of you just tuning in), but you guys have been asking for it, and the idea’s lit a fire in my brain and won’t let me go, so you guys are going to get the chance to make this happen.

And maybe I shouldn’t be skeptical about it – after all, we raised enough to produce the book 2 audiobook during the kickstarter to publish book 3 (which is still one of the most awesome things that has ever happened, so good job, guys!), so I may have underestimated how well an audiobook kickstarter will do. Though it’s still a lot of money to raise in just a short time, which is always nerve-racking!

One of my goals for this kickstarter is to have incentives for everyone, not just the audiobook fans. So even if you haven’t been listening to the audiobooks, there’s something for you here. It’s going to be back-to-school themed – the only question is… will you be attending Vilmore or Heroesworth? >:)

Possible incentives include:

  • The Betrayal audiobook, obviously!
  • Maybe the audiobooks for books 1 and 2. There might be a way to include them, but I need to talk to ACX first and find out.
  • A mention on a thank-you page on my website.
  • Vilmore and Heroesworth school supplies: keychains, notebooks, T-shirts, and blankets.
  • A special ebook omnibus that includes all four main books, plus the novellas, including the one I’m currently working on that doesn’t have a title yet but is basically Renegade X meets Adventures in Babysitting, plus some yet-to-be-determined bonus content.
  • A recording of a short, personalized message of your choice read by Damien (or any of your other favorite Renegade X characters). This could either be completely custom, as in written by you, or I can make something up for you.
  • A diploma from the school of your choice, either Heroesworth or Vilmore, with your choice of specialty/major. (Or for those of you obviously going back to school, what with your notebooks and your T-shirts and whatnot, this is, like, a pre-diploma. Something to put above your desk as a motivator to get all your villain homework done and stuff.)

Let me know what you think in the comments or if there’s anything I’ve left out! All of the physical items are things I can get through Zazzle, which has a shipping program where you pay $10 and have free domestic shipping, which will mean free shipping for you guys, as long as you’re in the US (international backers will still have to pay extra for shipping, unfortunately), and more of the money raised will be able to go toward funding the audiobook.

And if you haven’t tried out the audiobooks yet, you can start here. (<—- I get a bonus if you use this link to sign up, just FYI.) If you’re new to Audible, they give you a free audiobook for signing up, and then you don’t have to stay subscribed if you don’t want to. And if you’ve already bought the ebooks for book 1 or book 2 on Amazon, then you can get each corresponding audiobook for only $7.49, even without being an Audible member.

Anyway, I am super excited about this and I hope you guys are, too!

 

Upcoming Sneak Peek!

by Chelsea CampbellJune 23, 2019

Just a heads up–newsletter subscribers are getting a hilarious sneak peek at The Rivalry of Renegade X next month! If you’re not signed up, you can do so here: https://www.subscribepage.com/e7w5g1. (I’m always paranoid that I’m going to spell it “sneek peak,” but looks like I made it through. *phew*)

Also, you may have noticed, if you’re viewing this on my site, that the website has a new look. I loved the old theme, but it had some issues, like not showing the drop down menus properly and layering the heading so it was on top of literally everything. So, at least for now, I’ve switched to something cleaner and easier to deal with. Though I find it kind of hard to read, but I find everything hard to read, so I might just need new glasses. My Scrivener files are all turned up to 175% right now…

No audiobook news yet. The contract I was waiting for (unrelated to the audiobooks, but that would have paid for the next book) is still maybe happening, but it’s been a year and a half, so I’m not holding my breath on that one. But the audiobooks are still really important to me, and it is still happening, I just don’t know when. I keep coming back to the idea of crowdfunding it somehow, but it’s a bit tricky because I can’t give away the existing audiobooks, due to exclusivity rights, and I’m not sure a kickstarter for it would be successful (I’d need to raise at least $2500, not including paying for incentives and fees). Patreon is a possibility, but I keep talking myself out of it, because I’m not sure what I could offer or how it would work to do a big project like that on there. I just picture it taking months and months and still not making it and then everyone hating me forever. Anyway, opinions/suggestions on this are welcome!

Honorbound – Cover Reveal and Pre-Order

by Chelsea CampbellMarch 27, 2019

It’s here! I am so excited to show you the super gorgeous, amazingly shiny cover for Honorbound! I’ve seen it a bunch of times now, and every time I’m still like, “Whoa.” This cover was created by the uber talented Fiona Jayde of fionajaydemedia.com. If you’re an author looking for an artist, I wholeheartedly recommend her! She was great to work with, her prices are more than reasonable, and her artwork is crazy awesome!

Anyway, not only does it have a cover, but Honorbound is available for pre-order! I listed the release date as May 29th to give myself plenty of wiggle room, but the book is close to being done and I plan to have it out by the end of April, sooner if possible. It will be part of Kindle Unlimited, and there will be a paperback release to follow. I am really hoping to also do an audiobook version, but I haven’t talked to the narrator yet, so I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up (including my own). Plus, as you all know, I am woefully behind on the Renegade X audiobooks, so this one will have to go to the end of the queue. (And yes, those audiobooks are still happening.)

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by Chelsea CampbellFebruary 27, 2019

Proactively administrate team building supply chains before virtual convergence. Distinctively brand ethical customer service with fully researched solutions. Appropriately conceptualize client-based vortals after performance based solutions. Synergistically synergize excellent services before parallel scenarios. Professionally transform innovative interfaces after vertical products.

Holisticly disintermediate cross-unit models with proactive platforms. Holisticly utilize error-free action items vis-a-vis viral internal or “organic” sources. Interactively impact interdependent e-services through premier ROI. Proactively e-enable compelling e-commerce via turnkey initiatives. Collaboratively aggregate market positioning niches via global channels.

Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.

Turn your commute into a learning experience

by Chelsea CampbellFebruary 24, 2019

Proactively administrate team building supply chains before virtual convergence. Distinctively brand ethical customer service with fully researched solutions. Appropriately conceptualize client-based vortals after performance based solutions. Synergistically synergize excellent services before parallel scenarios. Professionally transform innovative interfaces after vertical products.

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Holisticly disintermediate cross-unit models with proactive platforms. Holisticly utilize error-free action items vis-a-vis viral internal or “organic” sources. Interactively impact interdependent e-services through premier ROI. Proactively e-enable compelling e-commerce via turnkey initiatives. Collaboratively aggregate market positioning niches via global channels.

Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.

Objectively formulate multidisciplinary e-business and bleeding-edge niches. Phosfluorescently disseminate turnkey niches after strategic quality vectors. Professionally network plug-and-play processes through intuitive supply chains. Professionally predominate 24/365 relationships after sustainable manufactured products. Collaboratively promote distinctive.

Competently expedite bleeding-edge human capital before worldwide users. Monotonectally e-enable effective supply chains vis-a-vis premier value. Professionally repurpose transparent collaboration and idea-sharing without fully researched strategic theme areas. Uniquely productize covalent methods of empowerment.

Are you picking the right clothes when going out?

by Chelsea CampbellFebruary 23, 2019

Objectively maximize cross-media quality vectors vis-a-vis leveraged outsourcing. Energistically build standardized customer service via 24/365 catalysts for change. Rapidiously facilitate interoperable infrastructures for enterprise-wide data. Authoritatively architect tactical strategic theme areas vis-a-vis bleeding-edge metrics. Professionally plagiarize timely systems.

Holisticly disintermediate cross-unit models with proactive platforms. Holisticly utilize error-free action items vis-a-vis viral internal or “organic” sources. Interactively impact interdependent e-services through premier ROI. Proactively e-enable compelling e-commerce via turnkey initiatives. Collaboratively aggregate market positioning niches via global channels.

Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.

This is the perfect spot if you need peace and quiet

by Chelsea CampbellFebruary 19, 2019

Proactively administrate team building supply chains before virtual convergence. Distinctively brand ethical customer service with fully researched solutions. Appropriately conceptualize client-based vortals after performance based solutions. Synergistically synergize excellent services before parallel scenarios. Professionally transform innovative interfaces after vertical products.

Holisticly disintermediate cross-unit models with proactive platforms. Holisticly utilize error-free action items vis-a-vis viral internal or “organic” sources. Interactively impact interdependent e-services through premier ROI. Proactively e-enable compelling e-commerce via turnkey initiatives. Collaboratively aggregate market positioning niches via global channels.

Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.

Honorbound, Take Two

by Chelsea CampbellFebruary 19, 2019

For those of you waiting for the Dragonbound sequel, here’s an updated (read: completely new) blurb:

When Amelrik proposes, Virginia couldn’t be happier, even though she knows the king of Hawthorne clan will never allow his only son to marry a St. George. But the situation turns out to be even worse when Cedric, the appointed heir, refuses to come home and marry for a political alliance. If Cedric doesn’t show, the king’s going to make Amelrik take his place, meaning Virginia will lose him forever.

 

Determined not to have their lives decided for them, Virginia and Amelrik set out to find Cedric and convince him to come home. But when a group of paladins takes over the city Cedric’s been living in, on the grounds that there have been recent dragon attacks, they put the town on lockdown. No one’s getting in or out, dragon or human. Sooner or later, any dragons stuck inside the town will have to transform and reveal themselves, and Virginia, Amelrik, and Cedric find themselves trapped.

 

Things only get worse when Virginia’s dragon-hunter sister, Celeste, shows up to aid the paladins. And as the dragon attacks increase, so does the town’s paranoia. Time is running out, and soon Virginia and Amelrik are fighting just for survival. If they can’t figure out what’s really going on, and soon, it won’t just be their love that’s in danger—it’ll be their lives.

COVER COMING SOON!!! Add it on Goodreads!

Is drinking from a jar better than using a glass?

by Chelsea CampbellFebruary 19, 2019

Seamlessly strategize turnkey alignments vis-a-vis ubiquitous models. Competently disseminate out-of-the-box sources without competitive supply chains. Distinctively iterate front-end quality vectors with superior manufactured products. Progressively morph maintainable process improvements vis-a-vis leading-edge materials. Objectively myocardinate team.

Holisticly disintermediate cross-unit models with proactive platforms. Holisticly utilize error-free action items vis-a-vis viral internal or “organic” sources. Interactively impact interdependent e-services through premier ROI. Proactively e-enable compelling e-commerce via turnkey initiatives. Collaboratively aggregate market positioning niches via global channels.

Unleash your creativity

Quickly facilitate intuitive vortals vis-a-vis client-centric innovation. Globally synthesize progressive convergence after client-based testing procedures. Efficiently enhance user friendly schemas via sticky total linkage. Monotonectally re-engineer wireless infrastructures for process-centric ROI. Quickly aggregate visionary core competencies without turnkey intellectual capital.

Quickly drive wireless content after next-generation core competencies. Interactively e-enable fully researched services whereas corporate applications. Collaboratively empower accurate technologies whereas worldwide functionalities. Interactively disseminate empowered “outside the box” thinking before granular platforms. Competently syndicate quality architectures vis-a-vis.

Blocks are amazing!

Progressively administrate multimedia based convergence vis-a-vis resource maximizing web-readiness. Competently build scalable architectures after future-proof manufactured products. Uniquely build standardized schemas via plug-and-play catalysts for change. Authoritatively integrate adaptive.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.

William W. Purkey

Dramatically monetize bleeding-edge architectures with user friendly content. Distinctively aggregate timely convergence after holistic opportunities. Enthusiastically disseminate exceptional e-tailers for strategic supply chains. Rapidiously re-engineer cost effective metrics whereas frictionless technologies. Continually disseminate functional customer.

  • One for the money
  • Two for the show
  • Three to get ready
  • Now go, cat, go

Competently create installed base synergy after state of the art testing procedures. Interactively formulate ubiquitous catalysts for change whereas open-source e-business. Collaboratively expedite client-focused services and seamless e-tailers. Energistically.

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