I’m pretty sure my neighbor is a vampire. Not the drug dealing, overly “helpful” neighbor who says he has spy cameras pointed at our house, but the other one. The one that’s always awake and never sleeps. I know because I’m awake to see him being awake and suspect him of vampirism. He sits at the same window–which is also always open–all the time, so I can see that he’s up. Yeah, he might obviously be on the computer while he’s sitting there, but who stays up all hours, never sleeping, glued to their computer? Uh, yeah, well… He also drives a pretty nice car, and if there’s anything I learned from Twilight, it’s that vampires drive nice cars.
P.S. Today while I was walking I saw a lady hurl a child’s sandal across the street into someone else’s yard. And all of Bellingham smelled like ocean, except our street, which smells like fall. We got fall earlier on our street than all the other streets. Our leaves are already changed over–our trees are very punctual here.
EDIT: I spoke too soon. The ocean smell has crept its way up our street too.
Okay, not *new* new, but a new version. It’s much easier for me to update it now and change things around–which means frequent updates, YAY! It now features Google Friend Connect for easy following, a convenient contacts page with all the places you can find me on the internet, a list of upcoming events, and cool random quotes from The Rise of Renegade X featured on every page! W00t! (For those of you reading this on LJ, you can find the site here: http://chelseamcampbell.com)
I’ve also made a fan page for The Rise of Renegade X on Facebook! There you can easily stay up to date on book news, fun stuff, contests, and freebies! Come be a fan!
To celebrate, I’ll be hosting an awesome contest later this month with three book prizes that will teach you how to become a pirate, a ninja, or… the Batman. (I know, I know, it’s supposed to be pirates, ninjas, and zombies, but I’m all about Batman right now.) Trust me, these books are all both useful and hilarious. Only the highest quality pirates, ninjas, and Batman training guides for MY contest! ;)
This is the redesigned site for young adult author, Chelsea Campbell. I’m still ironing out the details, but there’s content up on every page, so feel free to look around, follow me, or become a fan on facebook!